You majored in frat bro and minored in f*ckboy.
1. The only Frat Man That Isn’t a complete Douche
You’d no good Halloween plans, so that you tagged along to *takes a deep breath* a frat party. Between all of the wobbly keg stands and post-tequila throaty yelling, this might be a mediocre man’s time for you to shine. All he’s got doing is chill in a large part, perhaps maybe not state something profoundly sexist for the couple of hours, and voila, he looks good sufficient to get hold of. Until he claims he liked your “slutty” bumblebee costume, in addition to fleeting spell is broken.
2. The Frat Man That Is a Douche
He’s attractive sufficient to disregard the alcohol burps, at the very least for every night.
3. The English Significant Who “Hates” Harry Potter
He wears a caramel brown leather-based coat and it has a soft title, like Daniel or Liam. You can get him reading before course or while tilting against different campus structures, though section of you completely believes it is intentionally performative. His sparkle fades somewhere within finally setting up and him ranting about how exactly Harry Potter is overrated.
4. The Musician music that is whose Deep-Down Hate
okay, their music is objectively perhaps perhaps Not That Bad, possibly even Kinda Good, but ever since he said he liked both you and also offered you their electric guitar choose necklace, simply to ghost you per week later on, you’ve been bitter. Plus, you had been likely to record an EP of sluggish, sultry Britney Spears covers and therefore’s out of the window now since this jerk has five other girls he would like to do that with.